The G.O.D. Theory

My lovely lover has a theory about his plants.  He waters them once a week and they must either Grow. Or. Die. 


I’m delighted.  I’ve been feeling guilty about my plants.  I often forget to water them.  They get droopy and pathetic. But with this theory, all bets are off.  As long as I manage once a week, they’re on their own.


And I was thinking.  I’m rather partial to this theory for real life.  In fact, its one of those big obvious things that you were just waiting to name.  The G.O.D theory. Grow. Or Die. Grow, or you’ll end up a withered, dried-up stick.    


Critical information this. 


And if I believed in an actual God, it would be its theory too, I’m sure.  Grow.  Or Die.  You ungrateful humans.

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